Rhys is an author with a bad case of writer's block, and an even worse case of pining for his neighbor. But when he agrees to read a story she wrote, he is aghast to discover she overuses the word moist. He tells her to fix it, or he will have to spank her. It's meant to be a joke, but is it?

Elena helps others find a happily ever after, but she hasn't found one for herself. When her hot neighbor says he'll spank her if she doesn't take out the word moist, inspiration strikes. She writes a new draft with a world record number of moists.

They soon learn that sometimes the best things in life are moist, actually.