M2AF: We hope you receive this message well. If you are hearing this, we are dead. We write to you from God's holy kingdom, which turns out, is just a never-ending summer of 2012. These videos are being smuggled across the front gates, in hopes that you will find solace in the truth that there is more to this life than the wretched Earth you were forced upon. Also no one in heaven really f***s with our podcast like that lol. Anyways, I'm running out of characters, the next big earthquake is happening on Septemb